The frightening thing is that some of the people I observed last evening (Thanksgiving ‘After Dinner’ Early Black Friday at Walmart) were already behaving like Sasquatch, anyway. And they were sitting down eating at the interior Subway acting like they owned the place – must have been a disappointing bird at home.
There are many advantages to shopping with Bigfoot. Keeping a low profile is not one of them. There are times when, as a columnist, I am faced with the difficult decision of choosing between two equally important topics in order to meet my deadline.
Then there are times like this when, thanks to years of experience and accidentally consuming a quadruple espresso meant for the person next to me at Starbuck’s, I realize both topics can be combined into a single, well-structured piece of journalism.
Which is why, today, we will be talking about how to prepare for holiday shopping with the help of Bigfoot.
As some of you may have heard, a hiker in Utah posted video of what appeared to be Bigfoot rummaging through the brush.
In addition, some of you may have heard about Thanksgiving.
I don’t believe this is a coincidence.
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